I.....am getting Wedd!

She may well laugh. I would, although joyful, proud laughter or comical amused laughter? Thats the question.......after all, this time next year.........I'll be her Husband!

Yes kids, you heard right, the giggly gal above has foolishly agreed to be mine forever in holy matromony.

Amazing isn't it? Well, maybe not so much for you but it is for me, i'm exstatic I'M GETTING MARRIED! I don't even know what brought it on. A combination of a good night, good company and an overwhelming realisation of how i want this amzing person to be with me forever. Just look at her. How could you not see why i'm totally in love with her. Not only is she the single most amazing person i have ever met, but she is the reason i am how i am now. Things in the Random Chaps life weren't always peachy, but then enter stage left the future Mrs. Pollitt! It all took off from there. And although those that know us thought it was a bit fast, a good few of them took a metophorical step back and looked, seeing the inevitable. She'll be mine for ever, and likewise i'll be hers gladly. I love her more than i would ever be able to tell her in my illiterate northern way...but she knows it, so its cool.

Sorry everyone, and LMPP, mushy bit over with......

Down on one knee i was. "YES!" She said....and then it began, before we had even got home....

THE PLANNING.......

I have friends, good, close friends.... so why did no one warn me about the impending tidal wave of logistics? Eh EH? I've done my bit, the cars for the wedding are sorted. Best man? CHECK! So now i'm done i'm her wedding monkey! Everytime i sit down i have a picture of some random bird in another random dress.....i know my flowers now and if you want to know about a big grand wedding venue in Bristol, well i'm your man! It's not that i have lost interest, it's just that i'm afraid to slide any of my suggestions in amongst hers....because i'm poo at things like that. I just know who i want there, and i have a rough idea of how i want it to go....thats all though. I was hoping for a simple process, but i was mistaken. I recently found out that me and Jordan have to wear the same suit! Why? He's my best man, not my twin! And besides, his speech will take the focus off of our suits, the man has 12 years of history on me....bastard. I also found out, officially, that my girlies family is the biggest.....in the world......EVER. I think most of the population of Scotland isrelated to my girlie. Mine on the other hand could be fitted into one large vehicle.

So, a hardcore dose of planning for us then......woo. I should thank my Dad and Stepmum for our honeymoon now. We're gonna need it!

But even though its gonna be a financial struggle, a logistical nightmare, a family tree raiding event and generally a planning headache......i don't care. Because two words from her will make it all worth it. It'll be justified in its effort to hear "I do" from her. She's my everything and i want it to be perfect for her, she deserves it. I love her.

Now i gotta go and buy Bridal magazine....