£75,000 worth of motor cars dismantled so far......
Hello.....sorry I have ignored you, my adoring readership for a few days.
I've been busy you see. I started my much ranted about new job. And promptly came to the decision that I don't like it, but then I did like it, but then I don't.....And about an hour ago I still didn't. But now I do.
I'm temperamental at the best of times, I'm an Aries. So when faced with vehicles that are to be dismantled, vehicles that decide they don't want to be dismantled, a person gets a little cross. So cross in fact that after day two I have saved a front wing off of a BMW. Why? Well, when that little bolt or screw that has been inappropriately placed by a Frenchman ( Peugeot ) wont budge, I simply clout the aforementioned wing with my ratchet.....or spanner....or passer by. Other than that though I generally do like it. It's quite satisfying to get a car, all smashed up, and the strip it down to iddy biddy pieces. Non of this is as satisfying as what I did today though. I got to work and there was a big hefferlump of a car in my spot. So I asked for the keys. But when doing so someone said 'why don't you put it together?' Now I'm all for jigsaws, but a big French one is something scary. But I did it, and not only did I do it but I was complimented on my craftsman ship. I rock.
I think all in all I do like it. I just get annoyed at the French veeeeeehickles, and also at a small minority of knuckle dragging co workers. Although that's offensive to knuckle dragging types, sorry.
I did get to use my mirror on a stick, and my magnet on a stick was most appreciated when use by a non dragged knuckled mechanic. Its all good fun, to me its like medicine........how? Well.....Young doctors are overwhelmed by being allowed to cut people open.....as for me..........................
..........I took the front end off a £30,000 Mazda!!! I should not be allowed to do that,I get confused by my girlfriends bra!
I've been busy you see. I started my much ranted about new job. And promptly came to the decision that I don't like it, but then I did like it, but then I don't.....And about an hour ago I still didn't. But now I do.
I'm temperamental at the best of times, I'm an Aries. So when faced with vehicles that are to be dismantled, vehicles that decide they don't want to be dismantled, a person gets a little cross. So cross in fact that after day two I have saved a front wing off of a BMW. Why? Well, when that little bolt or screw that has been inappropriately placed by a Frenchman ( Peugeot ) wont budge, I simply clout the aforementioned wing with my ratchet.....or spanner....or passer by. Other than that though I generally do like it. It's quite satisfying to get a car, all smashed up, and the strip it down to iddy biddy pieces. Non of this is as satisfying as what I did today though. I got to work and there was a big hefferlump of a car in my spot. So I asked for the keys. But when doing so someone said 'why don't you put it together?' Now I'm all for jigsaws, but a big French one is something scary. But I did it, and not only did I do it but I was complimented on my craftsman ship. I rock.
I think all in all I do like it. I just get annoyed at the French veeeeeehickles, and also at a small minority of knuckle dragging co workers. Although that's offensive to knuckle dragging types, sorry.
I did get to use my mirror on a stick, and my magnet on a stick was most appreciated when use by a non dragged knuckled mechanic. Its all good fun, to me its like medicine........how? Well.....Young doctors are overwhelmed by being allowed to cut people open.....as for me..........................
..........I took the front end off a £30,000 Mazda!!! I should not be allowed to do that,I get confused by my girlfriends bra!
posted by Chris at 8:31 PM
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