.....men in suits, full of fear!
So, today is my penultamate day here and i suspect its going to be entertaining.
You see, as a main dealership we are forced to follow all kinds of rules and regulation to make the service standards and what-not the same accross the board. In order for all of this to be correctly administered we get visited by a man. A mere man by name, but by reputation he can stop a suited man's heart beating using nothing more than a phone call. Should he choose to send an email he will render more business types as cardiac failures. This morning, as soon as he set foot in my office the tie wearing folk around me ran for corners and shaded places like the tiny Japanese would do if Godzilla popped his head out of the water. It's halarious.
So who is this man? This man, folks, is......
THE AUDITOR.
Which, to you or me means nothing. And thats whats going to make today amusing. I have every intention of sitting here and not really caring, i'm leaving and therefor i'm immune from his administrative forces. He'll try and sweep me within his audit catchment, i'm sure. It woun't work though. I might even go and place incorrect invoices in incorrect files...just to keep the entertainment levels up, watching the management of this place trying to cover up or explain why said invoices are in said files.
I should have put more thought into this....dammit.
Now, file draw 1000-2000 and invoices 10-300, sounds like a good combo!
You see, as a main dealership we are forced to follow all kinds of rules and regulation to make the service standards and what-not the same accross the board. In order for all of this to be correctly administered we get visited by a man. A mere man by name, but by reputation he can stop a suited man's heart beating using nothing more than a phone call. Should he choose to send an email he will render more business types as cardiac failures. This morning, as soon as he set foot in my office the tie wearing folk around me ran for corners and shaded places like the tiny Japanese would do if Godzilla popped his head out of the water. It's halarious.
So who is this man? This man, folks, is......
THE AUDITOR.
Which, to you or me means nothing. And thats whats going to make today amusing. I have every intention of sitting here and not really caring, i'm leaving and therefor i'm immune from his administrative forces. He'll try and sweep me within his audit catchment, i'm sure. It woun't work though. I might even go and place incorrect invoices in incorrect files...just to keep the entertainment levels up, watching the management of this place trying to cover up or explain why said invoices are in said files.
I should have put more thought into this....dammit.
Now, file draw 1000-2000 and invoices 10-300, sounds like a good combo!
posted by Chris at 11:33 PM
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