The first post......
So, here i am. Contributing my illiterate, badly spellded ommision to the vastness of the www. I feel i should maybe explain what has compelled me to write nonsesne for, the stranger to read. Well, first of all, i'm quite ill.....therefor i am not of rational thought. Not that i am at the best of times, bet hey, when given a excuse, use it i say. And secondly...i'm totally web inept. In the adding, buling, making website sense anyway.....i can eBay cars like its going out of fashion. Oh, and thirdly there is a lady on here. Who i know very little about, but she dedicated some of her typage to my girlfriend....aka 'Tart'. So that inspired me too.....
So now, even though you didn't ask, you know why i'm here.
And i guess i should tell you about today.......today so far has been uneventful. Not through me being ignorant, but because its 8.43am. So not a lot can have happened. I woke up...i remember that bit. Then it came to my attention that at some point in the night, while i was minding my own business sleeping and what not. Some one.....some bloody one....decided to put a hedgehog at the back of my neck. But i dont mind that, the marching band in my head will take the focus off. ( N.B. For any women reading, i know, i'm moaning......i'm a man, i can't cope with illness )
This illness would be all well and good if i weren't planning to spend saturday night under some waterproof tarpaulin in wales ( i refuse to dignify wales with a big W ). Which, contradicting my description of said activities, i was quite looking forward to. But thats because i have the best hot water bottle in the world!
The ilness is annoying because later, at about 2pm, i have to deal with something scary, something so dumb you couldn't begin to comprehend....something so utterly inept that they would be confused by a biro.....yes, i have to deal with the general public. The general HOLIDAY MAKING public......i need to sleep now, so as to prepare for my task.
I'll be here again tomorrow though....with more nonsense.
So now, even though you didn't ask, you know why i'm here.
And i guess i should tell you about today.......today so far has been uneventful. Not through me being ignorant, but because its 8.43am. So not a lot can have happened. I woke up...i remember that bit. Then it came to my attention that at some point in the night, while i was minding my own business sleeping and what not. Some one.....some bloody one....decided to put a hedgehog at the back of my neck. But i dont mind that, the marching band in my head will take the focus off. ( N.B. For any women reading, i know, i'm moaning......i'm a man, i can't cope with illness )
This illness would be all well and good if i weren't planning to spend saturday night under some waterproof tarpaulin in wales ( i refuse to dignify wales with a big W ). Which, contradicting my description of said activities, i was quite looking forward to. But thats because i have the best hot water bottle in the world!
The ilness is annoying because later, at about 2pm, i have to deal with something scary, something so dumb you couldn't begin to comprehend....something so utterly inept that they would be confused by a biro.....yes, i have to deal with the general public. The general HOLIDAY MAKING public......i need to sleep now, so as to prepare for my task.
I'll be here again tomorrow though....with more nonsense.
posted by Chris at 8:41 AM
1 Comments:
Ahh welcome to the world of blogginess!! By the way, your girlie is lovely!
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